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Wait, what do you mean they’re not really your aunty?! Yes, we all have at least one relative called Pinky, and what? They all can speak fluent English, punctuated with Indian swear words...
You will be expected to learn Punjabi/ Hindi/ Gujarati within a week, ok? Buy bigger trousers and prepare to pile on the gulab jamun pounds.
Don’t be scared, we’re here to give you a heads up…
You might have seen Slumdog Millionaire and love a curry on a Friday night, but that doesn’t mean you understand the intricacies of just how much you’re expected to eat in an Indian home (spoiler, it’s a lot).
You will be thrown in at the deep end, but to help you keep afloat in the sea of ghee, we’ve got 21 key things you need to know before meeting the parents, and grandparents, and aunties, and cousins… You’re not just dating a girl, you’re dating her entire, extended family.